S: Name homo.

J: My name, is Joseph.

S: AGE

J: 16!

S: Where do you live?

J: In Riverside, Blo.

S: Word, B LO FOR LIFE

J: For real.

S: What are your top five favorite things to do besides masterbation

J: Take long romantic walks to the corner store, with dogs, play golf, SNOWBOARD, bitches, sleeping, eating....oh im sorry that was more than 5...bitch.

S: Alright enough, how long have you been skateboarding?

J: Almost3 years, in feb. 05.

S: YO i know you're not sponcered we're close when i skate switch, what you got to say about that?

J: I have to say, i think your a conceeded bastard and need a father figure. Besides that, Your TWO years ahead of me in skateboarding...Did that switch noseslide(no ollie) pump you up?...but it was still sweet, no worries...haha dumb Cat.Your no God my friend.

S: No not god,  JESUS! so what's next have you ever had sex?

J: No kid, girls think its cute. Right?

S: That you don't have sex?

J: Continue.

S: And what's in the future for you, next tony hawk?

J: No, not Tony Hawk, the next Steve Adamitis, since he’s the Jesus of Skateboarding, i drewl over his picture standing over my bed.

S: Hahah

J: But for real, some college, then a nice job, with money, maybe still skateboarding...also to hopefully step it up a notch in snowboarding.

S: Snowboarding is for girls

J: Ok, Jesus.

S: Any shout outs?

J: My dogs, for keeping me warm on cold winter nights.

S: Yeah and me G - UNIT! we're done