Interview.:

J:  Name, kid...

S: Steve, Steef, whateva

J: How long Have you LIVED!

S: I think I’m gunna be 17 soon

J: How long you been into this skateboarding?

S: What, like FIVE years

J: How’d this happen?

S: MY BROTHER

J: What do you like to do on the side of skateboarding, besides smuggling illegal drugs from Portugal?

S: Bitches.... and just drugs

J: Sweet. I heard you like harassing girls on the street.

S: FUCK YOU

J: Do you have any cool skateboard sponsers? (stealing stuff from xtreme wheels doesn’t count as a sponser)

S Dude stealing what I never stold

J: Right...answer the question kid.

S: IM SORRY I NEVER STOLD ANYTHING... no, no gay sponcers

J: Yeh great. How does skateboarding effect your life.

S: Very big

J: How’s your mom?

S: Hah, great

J: Great. Where do you see your self in the future?

S: Just somewhere skating or plenty of kids and filthy rich

J: NICE DEAL. Goodbye stuborn prick.

S: That was a gay fucking interview, you suck